What in the world are they feeding people in Brazil? How else is it possible that everyone over there in the land of Carnival is gorgeous? Now let’s focus on those handsome Brazilian hunks and why you should stop meeting their pretty eyes.
Here are 7 reasons why you should never date a Brazilian.
1. He wants to be ‘carinhoso’ with you in public
The direct translation for the Brazilian word ‘carinhoso’ is affectionate. He wants to be sweet with you in front of everyone in public and he knows no shame to kissing you passionately in front of friends and family.
2. He comes from a macho society
Throw away your comfortable jeans, the way-to-big T-shirts and all of your other manly kind of clothes. Be ready to wear dresses and to fix your hair, because he wants the most pretty lady out there and most likely he’s proud to call you his and he will show you off when you’re in public.
3. He is one of a few
There are more women than men in Brazil, so prepare to get some jealous eyes thrown at you by the pretty Brazilians as you just took away one of their handsome guys!
4. He will be flattering
‘voce é muito linda’, meaning you are very beautiful, can be in your daily piece of compliments when you’re dating a Brazilian. He knows exactly how to make you feel special and he simply can’t help doing so. You will end up getting used to it and start missing the outrageous flattery once you’re not getting it anymore. If later on you decide to give the ‘colder men’ a chance, forget about feeling special again once you’ve dated a Brazilian!
5. He’ll expect you to cook for him
You have to become a pro at making pão de queijo and feijoada for your guy! Think about those long hours of learning to prepare Brazilians dishes in the hot kitchen…
6. You have to choose your favorite Brazilian city or else…
You simply cannot love both Rio de Janeiro and São Paulo.
7. He will not hesitate on the dance floor
You’re dating a guy from the land of samba, so expect lots and lots of dancing. You better have some rhythm or your Brazilian love will teach you all those dances with the passion he has and you cannot fail. The last thing you want is that you make a fool out of yourself on the dance floor, so better do it together and, um ladies, let the guy lead!
Oh, and um, he can’t help being so much fun.